Description
You wrote the piece, an AI tool helped you polish it, and now it reads like everything else on the feed. Readers notice before any detector does: the dashes, the “it isn’t X, it’s Y” openers, the paragraphs that each end on a punchline.
This is an editing pass by a human, with numbers. I measure your text on five shape signals, show you where it fails, and edit it so it passes without losing your facts or your argument. You keep your voice; the machine fingerprint goes.
What you receive within 48 hours
- A before/after scorecard: em dashes per 1,000 words, formula openers, short-paragraph share, triad fragments, aphorism endings.
- Your text edited to pass all five thresholds, with tracked changes so you can see every decision.
- Three notes on habits to drop in the next draft, specific to your text.
Why these five numbers
I audited ten of my own essays that passed every AI detector and still never left my followers’ feeds. They carried 11 to 17 em dashes per thousand words and opened on a formula. The essay I wrote by hand in one sitting had none of that and outperformed all of them. The thresholds come from that comparison.
Limits
Up to 2,000 words per order (longer texts: two orders). English. I do not write the piece for you and I do not add facts; I edit what you wrote.
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